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Childlike eyes expose the absurdities of adult social climbing

Nine-year-old Daisy Ashford captures adult social ambitions with unfiltered innocence, where middle-aged Mr. Salteena seeks to become a real gentleman to win seventeen-year-old Ethel Monticue. A visit to wealthy Bernard Clark's grand estate reveals aristocratic pretension through juvenile eyes, from tip-up bath basins to royal ancestry claims. To fix his low birth, Salteena heads to London's Crystal Palace, paying the Earl of Clincham forty-two pounds for etiquette lessons and a promised royal post.

PREFACE → CHAPTER 5

Romantic grandeur culminates in high-society spectacle and wild proposals

Dressed in rolled-up trousers, white silk stockings, and a silver paper star, Salteena attends a royal levee where he admits his father was merely a butcher to an indifferent Prince of Wales. Meanwhile, Bernard Clark whisks Ethel to London's Gaiety Hotel and later to a countryside rowboat picnic near Windsor Castle. There, after feasting on meringues and champagne, Bernard proposes passionately, causing Ethel to faint from joy. Their extravagant Abbey wedding features satin gowns, pig's head feasts, and Salteena weeping into his handkerchief.

CHAPTER 6 → CHAPTER 11

Domestic reality settles the theatrical ambitions of high society

Adult life settles into unexpected domestic routines after the wedding festivities end. Salteena achieves his dream of galloping behind the royal carriage in green velvet knickerbockers, eventually marrying a palace maid and raising ten noisy children while pining for Ethel. Bernard and Ethel enjoy lasting happiness with seven children, while the Earl marries wealth only to contemplate divorcing his ill-tempered wife. The comic saga closes by assigning each character a mundane post-romantic fate.

CHAPTER 12

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The Young Visiters or, Mr. Salteena's Plan

An unvarnished child-eyed perspective on Victorian high society reveals the hilarity behind social ladder climbing and romance.

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