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And I wanted to look into the performative projects people keep making that are all over my feed. It is legit the most unbearable stuff you would see. My third cousin got hit by a truck🚚💥 today! Here’s what it taught me about business management👇 My third cousin got hit by a truck🚚💥 today! Here’s what it taught me about business management👇 And everyone carries this fake tone of being “visionary” and “forward-thinking” and “professional” And then you look at the projects they are posting.","\u002Fapi\u002Fmedia\u002Fposts\u002Flinkedin-larpmaxxing-fb8b6a20\u002F1.webp",{"local":15},{"headline":18,"body":19,"imageUrl":20,"images":21},"Genuinely, every time I open LinkedIn, I get","Genuinely, every time I open LinkedIn, I get hit by these Computer Vision Projects of some guy waving his hand around, and it tracks them.","\u002Fapi\u002Fmedia\u002Fposts\u002Flinkedin-larpmaxxing-fb8b6a20\u002F2.webp",{"local":20},{"headline":23,"body":24,"imageUrl":25,"images":26},"Like, I wouldn’t mind if it was one","Like, I wouldn’t mind if it was one of these, but it is legit all I see. It is just every other post some guy waving his hand around doing NONSENSE. It’s not even useful. It’s not even something anyone would like using. It’s just “look at me computer vision” I am pretty sure they either vibecode it or get it from a tutorial. cuz EVERY SINGLE ONE IS THE SAME.","\u002Fapi\u002Fmedia\u002Fposts\u002Flinkedin-larpmaxxing-fb8b6a20\u002F3.webp",{"local":25},{"headline":28,"body":29,"imageUrl":30,"images":31},"Btw, you wanna know how bad it is?","Btw, you wanna know how bad it is? This image I put? I didn’t even go digging for it. I literally just opened LinkedIn, and this was the first thing I saw…and the second…and the third…and the fourth…and the fifth… I am not kidding; this was the second thing I saw just now.","\u002Fapi\u002Fmedia\u002Fposts\u002Flinkedin-larpmaxxing-fb8b6a20\u002F4.webp",{"local":30},{"headline":33,"body":34,"imageUrl":35,"images":36},"Also, the thing that gets me is that","Also, the thing that gets me is that the first image is at least a game, not a good one, sure, but it is something. But this pothole detection. What is the point? You know what else could detect potholes? Eyes. They are very, very good at detecting those.","\u002Fapi\u002Fmedia\u002Fposts\u002Flinkedin-larpmaxxing-fb8b6a20\u002F5.webp",{"local":35},{"headline":38,"body":39,"imageUrl":40,"images":41},"They are not sending it to anything. Like","They are not sending it to anything. Like, if it was connected to all car cameras for detection, well, first, mass surveillance, and also if you have so many potholes you can’t keep track of them and need crowd-sourced data for potholes, you have WAYYY bigger issues, but sure. If it was sending the api somewhere, that would be cute. BUT IT’S NOT.","\u002Fapi\u002Fmedia\u002Fposts\u002Flinkedin-larpmaxxing-fb8b6a20\u002F6.webp",{"local":40},{"headline":43,"body":44,"imageUrl":45,"images":46},"The bigger idea is to use AI for","The bigger idea is to use AI for smart infrastructure monitoring, where road conditions can be assessed more efficiently, and maintenance teams can make better data-driven decisions.","\u002Fapi\u002Fmedia\u002Fposts\u002Flinkedin-larpmaxxing-fb8b6a20\u002F7.webp",{"local":45},{"headline":48,"body":49,"imageUrl":50,"images":51},"This project also showed me that real-world computer","This project also showed me that real-world computer vision is not just about detecting objects; lighting, road conditions, camera angles, and overlapping detections can all affect performance. I am so tired of seeing these. How difficult is it to produce one of these projects that looks impressive on LinkedIn? Making the YOLO Post Detector I decided to make a detector for the “🚀 Excited to announce I made a YOLO project” posts.","\u002Fapi\u002Fmedia\u002Fposts\u002Flinkedin-larpmaxxing-fb8b6a20\u002F8.webp",{"local":50},{"headline":53,"body":54,"imageUrl":55,"images":56},"I am learning this from scratch; I’ve never","I am learning this from scratch; I’ve never done this before. I just wanna see how hard it could be. Can’t critique cooking without ever cooking ramen. It won’t be useful, but now you will know slop is in fact slop.","\u002Fapi\u002Fmedia\u002Fposts\u002Flinkedin-larpmaxxing-fb8b6a20\u002F9.webp",{"local":55},[],[],{"name":60,"url":61},"Hacker News","https:\u002F\u002Fhereticpleb.vercel.app\u002Fblog\u002Flinkedin-larpmaxxing\u002F","en",{"handle":64,"displayName":65},"spots","Spots","queued",{"views":68,"likes":69,"saves":69,"shares":69,"completions":69,"opens":69,"skips":69,"depthSum":69},1,0,"2026-09-30T05:33:08.362Z","local"]